you could do better*

i like the boston bruins, puppies, and smiling.

lnfamy:

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy

(via hes-my-whore)

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

(via kosovan)

bri-ecrit:

I fucking hate it when fans of other teams use “oh, how many Stanley Cups does YOUR team have?” or “1967/1975/insert-last-Cup-win-here” as an insult, because IDK, I’m a lot more impressed by a fanbase that cheers wildly for a team that has an empty trophy case than one that only gives a damn about their team because they don’t.

(via everythingcanadian)

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

(via demdimpleskhudobin)